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Monday, October 18
|||...wat's makes 100% in life...|||

how do u achieve 100% in life? wat does it mean to give more than 100%? ever wonder abt those ppl who say they r giving more than 100%? we haf all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. "how about achieving 103%?"

here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions.

If :
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

den :
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

n :
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

hence :
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

but :
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

however, look how far ass-kissing will take you :
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

so, one can conclude with strict mathematical certainty that while 'hard work' and 'knowledge' will get you close n 'attitude' will get you there, it's the 'bullshit' and 'ass-kissing' that will put you over the top.

::~44~::

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